Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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