Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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