we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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