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(678): View more from Georgia

I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.

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(360): View more from Washington

super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)

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(404): View more from Georgia

The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"

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(307): View more from Wyoming

all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.

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(585): View more from New York

I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners

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(330): View more from Ohio

Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.

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