I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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