Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
