NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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