last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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