Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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