Whod you bang
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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