She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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