Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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