shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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