wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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