I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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