You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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