Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize