I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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