What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
