like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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