I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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