My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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