Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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