She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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