Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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