Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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