Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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