I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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