...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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