That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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