it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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