i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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