they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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