how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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