You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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