Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
