have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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