Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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