Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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