I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
