roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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