I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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