You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
We got so high we made milksteak
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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