Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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