Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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