Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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