i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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