That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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