Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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