I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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