Non-Jews are for practice
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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