you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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